One Tree Hill Season 8 Episode 14: "Holding Out for a Hero" Quotes
Chuck's mom (to Chase): Hey, I know you. You're my bartender.
Chuck: Bar manager, and he's also a pilot.
And you all take down that website or I'll post your photos, and they're all from bad angles.
Quinn
Haley: Maybe I'll call the Dean.
Nikki: Like the Dean of Princeton would listen to some whack job in a cape.
They're not crypts, they're kids. More specifically, they're stuck up little bitches that need to be dealt with.
Brooke
Chase: We got plans today remember?
Chuck: My dad says guys can always flake on each other.
Quinn: Kinda makes you Super Haley.
Haley: That's so dumb. Why would I include my real name in my super hero name?
Brooke: You haven't even heard my idea.
Haley: Fine, what is it?
Brooke: We should be super heroes.
Nice hat...do they make 'em for guys?
Chuck (to Chase)
Chase: I could be a big brother. I've always liked playing with kids.
Mia: Yeah, don't say that out loud.
I came to ask Haley, not you. Why talk to the greasy rag when you can talk to the mechanic?
Alex (to Mia)
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son.
Kellerman
Brooke: Was I sleep fighting again?
Julian: Yes! No more Kick Ass for my wife before bed.
