One Tree Hill

One Tree Hill Season 7 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 7 Episode 16: "My Attendance is Bad But My Intentions Are Good"

Nathan: You working hard, or hardly working?
Julian: Wow, that's your movie quote? Shrek 2?
Nathan: I like Shrek 2.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Julian: Can you make her sexier? Not sluttier, sexier.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Clay: How's it going J.Scott?
Jamie: Too many girls at our house, not enough cereal.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jamie: Who ate all my cereal?
Quinn: Sorry buddy, Aunt Taylor likes to take things that aren't hers.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 15: "Don't You Forget About Me"

Julian: If you hurt her, I will hunt you down in the Outback. And I don't mean the steakhouse. Although, I'll go there too.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Quinn: I'm the one that has to drive home with slut written on my car.
Kylie: I just wanted to better your chances of getting rear-ended.
 • Rating: Unrated

Alex: Who's your favorite director?
Julian: John Hughes. His movies were about the struggle that every teenager goes through. Talk about clear vision.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Julian: I'm so happy you're all here to take this ride with me. Now let's make someone's favorite movie. Ugh, sounded better in my head.
 • Rating: Unrated

Haley: You have a lot of fun with Junk and Fergie. The two of them equal one adult.
 • Rating: Unrated

Brooke: I'm just watching a teamster paint my door a fugly shade of brown.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 14: "Family Affair"

David: We're actually having fun together. She's the first person who's made me smile in a long time.
Nathan: Just make sure you like her for the right reasons, and not because she reminds you of your sister.
 • Rating: Unrated

Taylor: That's right, I'm the sister who actually sleeps with guys.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Alexander [to Brooke]: You're like an evil Disney character who feeds her servants porridge and pays them in buttons.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Haley: If Nathan and I got divorced and he showed up with Taylor playing kissy face, not only would I never see them again, no would else would either.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Clay: You look good covered in balls.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Haley: Good morning, slut! You can get your things and go now.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 13: "Weeks Go By Like Days"

Alex: Where's Millie?
McKenna: I don't know, call 1-800-SnowNose.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jamie: Life on the road was sweet. Living rock and roll city to city. One time the bus driver even let me drive!
 • Rating: Unrated

Alexander: Your work should be your passion, not the place you hide when your love life sucks.
 • Rating: Unrated

Millie: I know you Victoria, what do you want?
Victoria: Is that "I'm sorry" in coke whore land?
 • Rating: Unrated

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