You have a lot of fun with Junk and Fergie. The two of them equal one adult.

Haley

I'm just watching a teamster paint my door a fugly shade of brown.

Brooke

David: We're actually having fun together. She's the first person who's made me smile in a long time.
Nathan: Just make sure you like her for the right reasons, and not because she reminds you of your sister.

That's right, I'm the sister who actually sleeps with guys.

Taylor

You're like an evil Disney character who feeds her servants porridge and pays them in buttons.

Alexander [to Brooke]

If Nathan and I got divorced and he showed up with Taylor playing kissy face, not only would I never see them again, no would else would either.

Haley

You look good covered in balls.

Clay

Good morning, slut! You can get your things and go now.

Haley

Alex: Where's Millie?
McKenna: I don't know, call 1-800-SnowNose.

Life on the road was sweet. Living rock and roll city to city. One time the bus driver even let me drive!

Jamie

Your work should be your passion, not the place you hide when your love life sucks.

Alexander

Millie: I know you Victoria, what do you want?
Victoria: Is that "I'm sorry" in coke whore land?

One Tree Hill Season 7 Quotes

We're all crazy Hales, some of us just hide it better than others.

Nathan

I've got this theory that if the phone was invented after texting people would be all like "wow, you can actually HEAR the person!"

Julian