Quinn: I'm the one that has to drive home with slut written on my car.
Kylie: I just wanted to better your chances of getting rear-ended.

Alex: Who's your favorite director?
Julian: John Hughes. His movies were about the struggle that every teenager goes through. Talk about clear vision.

I'm so happy you're all here to take this ride with me. Now let's make someone's favorite movie. Ugh, sounded better in my head.


You have a lot of fun with Junk and Fergie. The two of them equal one adult.


I'm just watching a teamster paint my door a fugly shade of brown.


David: We're actually having fun together. She's the first person who's made me smile in a long time.
Nathan: Just make sure you like her for the right reasons, and not because she reminds you of your sister.

That's right, I'm the sister who actually sleeps with guys.


You're like an evil Disney character who feeds her servants porridge and pays them in buttons.

Alexander [to Brooke]

If Nathan and I got divorced and he showed up with Taylor playing kissy face, not only would I never see them again, no would else would either.

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