Favorite Orange is the New Black Quotes
I used to think you were a yellow dandelion, but you are all dried up with the puff blown off. But that's all right. You are who you are like I am who I am.Crazy Eyes
No. This year I'm lovin' someone who deserves me. Me.Suzanne
Piper: I spent a lot of time wondering if it would matter if I died.
Nicky: In the macro sense, no. You're one Cheerio in the bulk box of life. But, you f*ckin' tickle me, so I think it would matter.
Piper: Why do you always feel so inevitable to me?
Alex: I heart you.
Black Cindy: Yo, what's your sign.
Poussey: Yo. My sign is get your ass up and help me with this shit.
OK. Here's some advice. When a girl makes you come the way that I do, you pretend that you're excited to see her.Alex
Hey Kate Winslet, see any icebergs?Boo
God has chosen to test our conviction.Pennsatucky
Piper: I'm not you wife.
Crazy Eyes: I threw my pie for you.
Why would anyone ever give up being a man? That's like winning the lottery and giving back the ticket.Figueroa
Lesbians can be very dangerous. It's the testosterone.Healy
Pornstache: How did you survive infancy?
Pennasatucky: My auntie helped my mama.
Pornstache: That was a rhetorical question. Don't you understand what the hell a rhetorical question is?!