I used to think you were a yellow dandelion, but you are all dried up with the puff blown off. But that's all right. You are who you are like I am who I am.

Crazy Eyes

No. This year I'm lovin' someone who deserves me. Me.

Suzanne

Piper: I spent a lot of time wondering if it would matter if I died.
Nicky: In the macro sense, no. You're one Cheerio in the bulk box of life. But, you f*ckin' tickle me, so I think it would matter.

Piper: Why do you always feel so inevitable to me?
Alex: I heart you.

Black Cindy: Yo, what's your sign.
Poussey: Yo. My sign is get your ass up and help me with this shit.

You seem depressed, even for prison. You know, if you ever want to talk about it, that's what counselors are for (laughs).

Alex

Hey Kate Winslet, see any icebergs?

Boo

God has chosen to test our conviction.

Pennsatucky

Piper: I'm not you wife.
Crazy Eyes: I threw my pie for you.

You think this is the first time I've heard about the chicken? It's popular fiction. It's like global warming and female ejaculation.

Healy

Lesbians can be very dangerous. It's the testosterone.

Healy

Pornstache: How did you survive infancy?
Pennasatucky: My auntie helped my mama.
Pornstache: That was a rhetorical question. Don't you understand what the hell a rhetorical question is?!

Orange is the New Black Quotes

Piper: I spent a lot of time wondering if it would matter if I died.
Nicky: In the macro sense, no. You're one Cheerio in the bulk box of life. But, you f*ckin' tickle me, so I think it would matter.

No, in your heart of hearts, you know as well as I do, red velvet is bullsh*t. It tastes like Play-Doh. It is not velvety. And the only thing that's good about it is the cream cheese frosting, which is mean to live on top of carrot cake, like God intended.

O'Neill