Favorite Orange is the New Black Quotes
I used to think you were a yellow dandelion, but you are all dried up with the puff blown off. But that's all right. You are who you are like I am who I am.Crazy Eyes
No. This year I'm lovin' someone who deserves me. Me.Suzanne
Piper: Why do you always feel so inevitable to me?
Alex: I heart you.
Hey Kate Winslet, see any icebergs?Boo
Black Cindy: Yo, what's your sign.
Poussey: Yo. My sign is get your ass up and help me with this shit.
You seem depressed, even for prison. You know, if you ever want to talk about it, that's what counselors are for (laughs).Alex
God has chosen to test our conviction.Pennsatucky
Lesbians can be very dangerous. It's the testosterone.Healy
Piper: I'm not you wife.
Crazy Eyes: I threw my pie for you.
You think this is the first time I've heard about the chicken? It's popular fiction. It's like global warming and female ejaculation.Healy
Pornstache: How did you survive infancy?
Pennasatucky: My auntie helped my mama.
Pornstache: That was a rhetorical question. Don't you understand what the hell a rhetorical question is?!
OK. Here's some advice. When a girl makes you come the way that I do, you pretend that you're excited to see her.Alex