Orange is the New Black

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Piper: I spent a lot of time wondering if it would matter if I died.
Nicky: In the macro sense, no. You're one Cheerio in the bulk box of life. But, you f*ckin' tickle me, so I think it would matter.

You know what I have to do? Hm? Hm? She disrespected me. Now, I'm gonna have to kill her.

Pennsatucky

Piper: I am so so so sorry. I had no idea he was going to say those things.
Miss Claudette: Is that what you think of me?

Hey Kate Winslet, see any icebergs?

Boo

OK. Here's some advice. When a girl makes you come the way that I do, you pretend that you're excited to see her.

Alex

Piper: Why do you always feel so inevitable to me?
Alex: I heart you.

God has chosen to test our conviction.

Pennsatucky

Lesbians can be very dangerous. It's the testosterone.

Healy

Piper: I'm not you wife.
Crazy Eyes: I threw my pie for you.

Why would anyone ever give up being a man? That's like winning the lottery and giving back the ticket.

Figueroa

Pornstache: How did you survive infancy?
Pennasatucky: My auntie helped my mama.
Pornstache: That was a rhetorical question. Don't you understand what the hell a rhetorical question is?!

Black Cindy: Yo, what's your sign.
Poussey: Yo. My sign is get your ass up and help me with this shit.

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Orange is the New Black Quotes

Piper: I spent a lot of time wondering if it would matter if I died.
Nicky: In the macro sense, no. You're one Cheerio in the bulk box of life. But, you f*ckin' tickle me, so I think it would matter.

All I wanted was to eat the chicken that was smarter than other chickens and to absorb its power and enjoy a nice Chicken Kiev but, oh well.

Red