I used to think you were a yellow dandelion, but you are all dried up with the puff blown off. But that's all right. You are who you are like I am who I am.

Crazy Eyes

No. This year I'm lovin' someone who deserves me. Me.

Suzanne

Piper: I spent a lot of time wondering if it would matter if I died.
Nicky: In the macro sense, no. You're one Cheerio in the bulk box of life. But, you f*ckin' tickle me, so I think it would matter.

You take a woman's power away. Her work, her family her currency. You leave her with one coin...the one she was born with. It may be tawdry and demeaning, but if she has to, she will spend it. But you're right, your feelings count too.

Red

I refuse to be invisible, Daddy. Not for you, not for Mom, not for anybody.

Big Boo

Piper: I'm not mean. I didn't mean to be mean to you.
Crazy Eyes: You gotta start from the inside out or else you'll step on the clean.

Yeah, well I'd give my left tit for a pina colada and a smoke, but you don't see that on the menu, right?

Gloria

If you want to assassinate someone, vision is a basic requirement. It's like step 1, pick a person to kill. Step 2, kill the right person.

Red

Why would anyone ever give up being a man? That's like winning the lottery and giving back the ticket.

Figueroa

You know what I have to do? Hm? Hm? She disrespected me. Now, I'm gonna have to kill her.

Pennsatucky

You seem depressed, even for prison. You know, if you ever want to talk about it, that's what counselors are for (laughs).

Alex

Black Cindy: Yo, what's your sign.
Poussey: Yo. My sign is get your ass up and help me with this shit.

Orange is the New Black Quotes

No, in your heart of hearts, you know as well as I do, red velvet is bullsh*t. It tastes like Play-Doh. It is not velvety. And the only thing that's good about it is the cream cheese frosting, which is mean to live on top of carrot cake, like God intended.

O'Neill

Poussey: Books are made from paper and trees, so we thought they should be returned to the trees from whence they came and everything.
Taystee: The ultimate book return.