Favorite Orange is the New Black Quotes
Freida: Haven't you ever killed someone before?
Alex: No. Have you?
Freida: That's personal. But if I had, I'd know better than to waste my time digging one six-foot hole when I could dig six one-foot holes.That's just murder math.
No. This year I'm lovin' someone who deserves me. Me.Suzanne
If you want to assassinate someone, vision is a basic requirement. It's like step 1, pick a person to kill. Step 2, kill the right person.Red
I used to think you were a yellow dandelion, but you are all dried up with the puff blown off. But that's all right. You are who you are like I am who I am.Crazy Eyes
You think this is the first time I've heard about the chicken? It's popular fiction. It's like global warming and female ejaculation.Healy
Janae: Black people can't be racist. We have no power.
Black Cindy: I'm gonna have to call bullsh*t on that. I'm sorry, look, we may not be able to act on our racism, like, put people in a ghetto, send them to sh*tty schools...-kill 'em in the back of police vans. But we sure as sh*t can be racist as everybody else, because this is America. Land of the free, home of the racist.
Piper: You know what? I really love your beard.
Piscatella: I've had a beard since tenth grade. Two beards, actually. The one on my face, and the one I took to junior prom. Yeah. I like dudes. I will never find you adorable. Keep that in mind.
You seem depressed, even for prison. You know, if you ever want to talk about it, that's what counselors are for (laughs).Alex
OK. Here's some advice. When a girl makes you come the way that I do, you pretend that you're excited to see her.Alex
Piper: Why do you always feel so inevitable to me?
Alex: I heart you.
Piper: I'm not you wife.
Crazy Eyes: I threw my pie for you.
Hey Kate Winslet, see any icebergs?Boo