Orange is the New Black
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But, uh, real talk. Sometimes, what it looks like is all anybody can see.
NickI
Lolly: Yeah, I don't believe in property.
Piscatella: Well, that's probably why you're in prison.
Healy: People are after you.
Lolly: Yeah, and they're not trying to give me hugs.
Healy: Where is the evidence?
Lolly: I don't need no evidence. My life is my evidence.
Red: I like to check on my food. That's when I put the love in.
Gloria: There's no love in baking. It's about following instructions...resisting the urge to poke. It's an exercise in trust.
Labor and capital can never really be friends. More like f*ckbuddies.
Big Boo
Everyone wants to go back in time sometimes. To go back to the moment when everything was still possible, before they made a wrong turn, so that they could go on the right path. But it's not possible. All we can do is make the most of right now.
Healy
I know they're not real, but it don't mean they don't have nothing to say.
Lolly
Hapakuka: You're not scare?
Piper: No, I'm scared, but I'm pretending that this Kool-Aid has alcohol in it, and that kinda helps.
No more hugs, you're maxed out.
CO Dixon
Sankey: You gotta do what you gotta do to survive in this motherf*cker.
Piper: You might be right...but I also need to survive with myself when I get out of here.
I mean, maybe I am a racist. Maybe I'm just too stupid to know it, but shit, I am the friendliest racist that you are ever gonna meet, so can't we all just get along?
Judy
My parents didn't teach me to be like this. What I did to Maria... I didn't feel bad. I didn't think twice. I just... went too far. I always go too far. I always go too fucking far, and I can't fucking stop it.
Piper
