Orange is the New Black
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Lorna: How does that work, with you being a lady-man and all? Do you and his mother both celebrate the day?
Sophia: You really wanna be callin' me a lady-man when I got a fistful of your hair in my hand?
Lorna: Oh, I just thought it sounded nice. I don't know from these things. That's why I'm askin' questions.
Maybe you should stop punishing yourself. I mean, what does a good mother do? A good mother does what's best for her children. And maybe what was best for your children was wipin' 'em out before they had to lead miserable f*cking lives.
Big Boo
Oh my god, this is such a metaphor for their lives.
Soso
Are you kidding me? Carol is spending the day with her un-imprisoned children.
Piper
God. This is the loneliest place I've ever been and I lived in a tree for eight months.
Soso
Hey, you know who made up that never snitch bullshit? People who probably deserved to be snitched on.
Poussey
Here's the thing about mamas. They're only mamas as long as they got kids. Without them, what are they?
Taystee
Oh, good. You're packing up. I just got word that I'm taking over your job.
Caputo
[to Ingalls] You eat and I sing by the canary.
Red
I've masturbated. There was this statute of Jesus that was especially ripped. That was my guy.
Sister Ingalls
Piper: I care about Red, too.
Nicky: Yeah, but she's not your mom. It's different when you're family.
Figueroa: So we're good?
Caputo: I do like you down on your knees.
