Orange is the New Black
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You're still hot. I mean you're a horrible person, but you're hot as hell.
Caputo
It's not the dying that's hard. It's that I have to do it here. The last thing I have to see is you assholes.
Rosa
Daya: There's too many people in here. It's making the air feel weird.
Aleida: It's mostly farts.
We keep the fence between us, but we can all see each other. No surprises.
Red
Nicky: Now what?
Luschek: Threesome?
If you want to assassinate someone, vision is a basic requirement. It's like step 1, pick a person to kill. Step 2, kill the right person.
Red
Chapman, you're going down south. Not having closure with Alex Vause would be the least of your problems.
Healy
[to Yoga] Look, I don't feel like bein' your token black friend, so don't talk to me anymore.
Watson
Little Ceasars. It's the only thing better than getting what you want.
Guard
Did it ever occur to you that we don't want to get in touch with our feelings? That feeling our feelings might make it impossible to survive in here?
Poussey
[to Daya] You was raised in a non-traditional setting and you turned out great.
Aleida
I can't believe it. I fell in with the bad nuns.
Nun Lite
