Orange is the New Black
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I'm all about giving. I'm like a bean-flicking Mother Teresa.
Nicky
Seriously, enough of the clitorference.
Big Boo
I've seen some funky punany in my day. I'm not gonna leave that up to chance.
Sophia
For the love of God girls, the whole is not inside the hole.
Sophia
I am a lone wolf Brook, and a vicious one. Don't make me rip your throat out with my teeth.
Piper
Pennsatucky: Really? Nothin'? Dang it! Well I got new teeth. Because she knocked mine out.
Caputo: Well I think we can all agree there were dental issues before the fight Ms. Doggett.
Suzanne. Listen to me, OK? In my day? The black women ran this place. And I say women because that's what we were. Not a bunch of little girls runnin' around here with bad attitudes. Now I see you. You understand? I see you. You're a smart, strong black woman. Everybody else around her underestimates you, but not me. You remember that the next time you run into dandelion or whatever the hell you want to call her. You hold your head up high, you hear me? Because at the end of the day, you are a garden rose and that bitch is a weed.
Vee
Everything ends, Brook, even prison. Try to focus on that.
Piper
Bitch. If grateful paid the bills, we'd all be f*ckin' Bill Gates!
Black Cindy
Piper: I spent a lot of time wondering if it would matter if I died.
Nicky: In the macro sense, no. You're one Cheerio in the bulk box of life. But, you f*ckin' tickle me, so I think it would matter.
Nicky: She came running to me like an injured lamb. Yes a lamb with great, sexy glasses and giant pillowy tits inside of my mouth.
Piper: Alex Vause was never a lamb. She is the wolf that eats the lamb.
Nicky: You can't blame the wolf. Lamb's delicious. That's smart eating.
Piper: I can't believe she got out.
Nicky: The system's f*cked.
Yeah, well I'd give my left tit for a pina colada and a smoke, but you don't see that on the menu, right?
Gloria
