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My friendship used to come with perks. Now I'm just an angry old Russian lady. Without the free pantyhose and eyeliner I'm not such a draw.

Red

Big Boo: Looks like you got yourself a pet kitten.
Piper: Oh I just want to put her in a bag of rocks and drop her in the river.

I'm all about giving. I'm like a bean-flicking Mother Teresa.

Nicky

Seriously, enough of the clitorference.

Big Boo

I've seen some funky punany in my day. I'm not gonna leave that up to chance.

Sophia

For the love of God girls, the whole is not inside the hole.

Sophia

I am a lone wolf Brook, and a vicious one. Don't make me rip your throat out with my teeth.

Piper

Pennsatucky: Really? Nothin'? Dang it! Well I got new teeth. Because she knocked mine out.
Caputo: Well I think we can all agree there were dental issues before the fight Ms. Doggett.

Suzanne. Listen to me, OK? In my day? The black women ran this place. And I say women because that's what we were. Not a bunch of little girls runnin' around here with bad attitudes. Now I see you. You understand? I see you. You're a smart, strong black woman. Everybody else around her underestimates you, but not me. You remember that the next time you run into dandelion or whatever the hell you want to call her. You hold your head up high, you hear me? Because at the end of the day, you are a garden rose and that bitch is a weed.

Vee
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