Little Ceasars. It's the only thing better than getting what you want.

Guard

Did it ever occur to you that we don't want to get in touch with our feelings? That feeling our feelings might make it impossible to survive in here?

Poussey

[to Daya] You was raised in a non-traditional setting and you turned out great.

Aleida

I can't believe it. I fell in with the bad nuns.

Nun Lite

Vee: How much worse you want this to get?
Poussey: How much worse you got? Bring it. What have I got left to lose?

Vee: We're not neighbors. You live in my house.
Poussey: Let me ask you something. You come back to prison on accident or because outside you're too weak for anyone to take serious?

Riot gear. How is that going to prevent rape?

Caputo

This shameful sexual violation is really workin' out for ya, isn't it?

Caputo

Leanne: Someone's cranky.
Yoga Jones: Excuse me. If someone hadn't just joined the strike this morning, they might be cranky, too.

Bennett: Daya, I would go to jail.
Daya: Well at least we would be even.

What is the oldest trick in the book? Poop? In a bag? On fire?!

Piper

Piper: Why don't you get me an iPhone so I can take pictures and play Candy Crush. I told you before, I'm not risking my freedom for your f*cking byline.
Andrew: Piper, this woman is a criminal.
Piper: Yeah? So am I.

Orange is the New Black Quotes

Piper: I spent a lot of time wondering if it would matter if I died.
Nicky: In the macro sense, no. You're one Cheerio in the bulk box of life. But, you f*ckin' tickle me, so I think it would matter.

No, in your heart of hearts, you know as well as I do, red velvet is bullsh*t. It tastes like Play-Doh. It is not velvety. And the only thing that's good about it is the cream cheese frosting, which is mean to live on top of carrot cake, like God intended.

O'Neill