Sandy: We can discuss it over a drink. Did the kids bring anything good?
Hank: Brandy. Blackberry brandy. Remember that?
Sandy: That'll do.
Hank: Yeah. Crack that open. I feel like gettin' drunk.
Sandy: Oh yeah. That tastes like high school.

Crosby: The pregnant girl and the dad.
Amber: What a team.
Crosby: Party hearty.
Amber: They'll never see us comin'.

Singer 1: Does your cat like his food?
Singer 2: Or does he push it away with his little paw and act really rude?
Singers: Meow, meow, meow, that's a sound of a hungry cat...

Max has a girlfriend!

Nora

Julia: Is something wrong?
Joel: A year ago you asked me fight for you, but I was too stupid to listen. So I'm here. I don't want to live another day without you, Julia, not another second. So I'm fighting for you and I'm fighting for our marriage. I want you back.

Amber: I just can't believe I'm really going to do this alone.
Sarah: Excuse me? You're not gonna do it alone.

You shouldn't be putting all this pressure on yourself. They don't start out this age. They don't start out as big as Max. They start out little and tiny and they don't talk or do anything except poo. You can handle that.

Sarah

Amber: I can't have a baby if I can't put a car seat in my car.
Sarah: It's my fault anyway, I let you watch Fast Times at Ridgemont High too early.

Well he didn't want to go with anybody, he wanted to go with you. And he wanted you to love it because your grandfather, who you know, FYI, just had open heart surgery, maybe he wanted to do something with you so that in 50 years you can look back and have all these same fond memories that he had shooting with his dad when he was your age. But, yeah, wow. What a selfish jerk.

Natalie

Hank, this is not about a movie. Don't you get that?

Sarah

It's not an asset, it's a home. And it kills me to work away from it, but I hurt you and I own that. I get that. So I don't want the house. If I can't have you in it, I don't want it.

Joel

How can you have a car that is incapable of transporting children if you are about to have a child?! You are going to be the worst mother in history!

Max

Parenthood Quotes

Amber, you know, I was two years in Viet Nam. Do you know what I thought about, what I dreamt about? Coming home, having a family, having grandkids. I dreamt you, Amber. And Haddie, and Drew, and Sydney and Max. We almost lost ya Amber. You've had some bad breaks. You're not feeling good about yourself. You didn't get into Berkeley? Well boo friggin who. You got to suck it up girl, you're a Braverman. You got my blood in your veins. If you ever do something like this again, if you even think of doing something like this again, I will kick your little butt all the way from here to the Golden Gate Bridge. You do not have my permission to mess with my dreams. Are we clear?

Zeek

Amber, life will knock you down more times than you can possibly imagine. Don't knock yourself down.

Adam [to Amber]

Parenthood Music

  Song Artist
On my way back home On My Way Back Home Band of Horses iTunes
Song Smile Evil Twins
Well runs dry Well Runs Dry Peter Case iTunes