Parenthood

Parenthood Quotes (Page 2)

Season 4 Episode 12: "Keep On Rowing"

Adam: What about Max?
Kristina: Max thinks it's cool. He thinks I look like Bane from the Batman movie.
 • Rating: Unrated

Crosby: These were 'butter me up' pancakes, weren't they?
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Kristina: Mark is so cute, but he's like a puppy. Hank is a man!
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 11: "What to My Wondering Eyes"

Hank: You're not horrible, that's what I came to say. You're incredible. Good night.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jasmine: I want to have another baby. Maybe I'm, I don't know, maybe I'm just emotional, and just attached to this one. I don't know.
Crosby: I wanna have another baby, too.
Jasmine: Really?
Crosby: Yeah, like pretty bad.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hank: I'm happy to meet ya. I'm not happy, because, well, I'm never gonna be happy and I've accepted that. But, I'm almost happy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kristina: Honey, there's a file on my computer, that I made for the kids. I want to make sure the kids have it. Can you make sure of that?
 • Rating: Unrated

Max: What are they doing. Spit it out. That's an idiom. That means you have to tell me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Crosby: Are you ready to get your Paul Bunyan on?
Jabar: Yeah! Wait. Who's Paul Bunyan?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 10: "Trouble in Candyland"

Mark: I really love you, but I can't do this anymore.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Julia: He's going to have bad teeth, but he tried.
Joel: Well, maybe the sugar buzz helps him study.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kristina: Well, to be honest. We bribe 'em. If I were on Oprah, I'd be like, "it's the incentive system," but really it's just bribery.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kristina: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm smoking pot. I was just dopin' it up and I'm really sorry.
 • Rating: Unrated

Crosby: Drive safe Maureen.
Marlese: You know my name.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 9: "You Can't Always Get What You Want"

Crosby: No, but take the wine. God knows you don't make enough to buy your own bottle!
 • Rating: Unrated

Joel: I have never asked that of you because you know why? Because I respect you. I thought that you could work and still be a parent, and I wish you could just pay me that same courtesy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Julia: Okay. I'm going to give you my best legal advice.
Crosby: Your best.
Julia: Yes. Be nice.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Drew: Should I walk to school? Am I old enough yet?
Sarah: To walk to school by yourself? I don't know. Do you have a buddy to hold hands with?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 8: "One More Weekend With You"

Adam: Is there a difference between a g-string and a thong?
Crosby: Woah - perv! Put that down!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Crosby: I'm a little offended that you think I have pot in the house at all times.
 • Rating: Unrated

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