Favorite Parenthood Quotes
Kristina: One big happy freaking family.
Adam: Alright, thank you.
Kristina: Super.
OK. Just for the record? These are not the world's best waffles.
Zeek
Honey, you're so awesome. I'm sorry I'm such a tease. You got all oiled up and you have you're Merv Griffin jacket.
Kristina
You either pick a sport or play the violin.
Joel
Racquel: We can't make our children into something they are not.
Julia: Thanks. That's very Buddhist.
I just want you guys to know the things I'm about to do with this blue cheese should probably be illegal.
Adam
Jabbar: Should I go back to bed and make believe I didn't see you?
Crosby: Yes, that's a good plan.
Joel: Does telling me exactly what I should say make you feel like less of a control freak?
Julia: All right fine, this is who I am. I am going to except it. I'm a control freak.
You're still my favorite son.
Sarah
This is the worst Adam, sounds like Dr. Phil wrote this.
Crosby
Crosby: Yeah I like sleep over's.
Jasmine: You do?
Crosby: Yeah, they're like my favorite.
Jasmine: Really?
Crosby: I didn't bring any jammies though.
Sarah: He's not the only kid who's been dealt a rough hand.
Adam: I know.
Sarah: All Drew has done his whole life is wait for his father to show up...
