Favorite Parenthood Quotes
Amber, you know, I was two years in Viet Nam. Do you know what I thought about, what I dreamt about? Coming home, having a family, having grandkids. I dreamt you, Amber. And Haddie, and Drew, and Sydney and Max. We almost lost ya Amber. You've had some bad breaks. You're not feeling good about yourself. You didn't get into Berkeley? Well boo friggin who. You got to suck it up girl, you're a Braverman. You got my blood in your veins. If you ever do something like this again, if you even think of doing something like this again, I will kick your little butt all the way from here to the Golden Gate Bridge. You do not have my permission to mess with my dreams. Are we clear?Zeek
Sometimes being the perfect parent isn't worth the blood on the floor.Camille
Sarah: Don't be a victim you know. Just do something; you don't need an invitation to your own life.
Camille: You are absolutely right, and I'm really glad I taught you that.
Sarah: It's about flowers right?
Amber: I think it might be about your vag.
Joel: You know what? We're going to get another baby and we'll start over. This one's a bust.
Julia: Babe, that's not funny!
Joel: It's pretty funny.
Sarah: Why does she hate me mom?
Camille: Daughters hate their mothers; I think it's the law of nature. But you know what, then they come back.
I love you. I've always loved you. I never stopped loving you. And I don't want to live with anybody else. I know we argue all the time and we fight and I'm bossy and controlling and you're, well, you're you, but...I love our family and I want to be with you. Crosby Braverman, I want to be your wife. Will you still marry me?Jasmine
Kristina: You know what the problem is for mothers?
Kristina: OK Adam, kittens on the grill...
Adam: As soon as I can.
Haddie: Dad, do you guys have some stupid agreement about not acknowledging each other's flaws?
Adam: Yeah, it's called marriage.
Joel. I feel like I'm waiting to fall in love with our son.Julia