Amber, you know, I was two years in Viet Nam. Do you know what I thought about, what I dreamt about? Coming home, having a family, having grandkids. I dreamt you, Amber. And Haddie, and Drew, and Sydney and Max. We almost lost ya Amber. You've had some bad breaks. You're not feeling good about yourself. You didn't get into Berkeley? Well boo friggin who. You got to suck it up girl, you're a Braverman. You got my blood in your veins. If you ever do something like this again, if you even think of doing something like this again, I will kick your little butt all the way from here to the Golden Gate Bridge. You do not have my permission to mess with my dreams. Are we clear?

Zeek

Sarah: It's about flowers right?
Amber: I think it might be about your vag.

Sometimes being the perfect parent isn't worth the blood on the floor.

Camille

Sarah: Don't be a victim you know. Just do something; you don't need an invitation to your own life.
Camille: You are absolutely right, and I'm really glad I taught you that.

Kristina: OK Adam, kittens on the grill...
Adam: As soon as I can.

Sarah: Why does she hate me mom?
Camille: Daughters hate their mothers; I think it's the law of nature. But you know what, then they come back.

Haddie: Dad, do you guys have some stupid agreement about not acknowledging each other's flaws?
Adam: Yeah, it's called marriage.

Kristina: You know what the problem is for mothers?
Sarah: Daughters.
Kristina: Daughters.
Julia: Amen.

Joel: You know what? We're going to get another baby and we'll start over. This one's a bust.
Julia: Babe, that's not funny!
Joel: It's pretty funny.

You came.

Seth

Julia: I am a really good swimmer, right Syd?
Sydney: Yes. Remember that one time you came to my swim class and you almost drowned me?

I'm happy to meet ya. I'm not happy, because, well, I'm never gonna be happy and I've accepted that. But, I'm almost happy.

Hank

Parenthood Quotes

Adam: You want my advice, step one apologize to Renee.
Crosby: For what, I didn't do anything.
Adam: It's just, you know what, you're a man. It's just what men do. We apologize. I say three I'm sorrys before I get out of bed in the morning.

Sarah: Our father has gone completely insane.
Adam: No, he's always been this way.

Parenthood Music

  Song Artist
On my way back home On My Way Back Home Band of Horses iTunes
Song Smile Evil Twins
Well runs dry Well Runs Dry Peter Case iTunes