Favorite Parenthood Quotes
Dude I'm so sorry. But believe me, if there's one thing I know, you don't want to cash in your V chip with a cliché, or a jerk, or douche.
Amber
Adam: Is there a difference between a g-string and a thong?
Crosby: Woah - perv! Put that down!
Mom, I'm on my feet I'm not destitute. I've just got a little financial trouble and two degenerate kids, but I'll be fine.
Sarah
I'm an irrational hard ass with rage issues. Don't piss me off.
Zeek
Amber, life will knock you down more times than you can possibly imagine. Don't knock yourself down.
Adam [to Amber]
There's always going to be a part of me that loves you. That's just how it is. But I'm really sorry that that part keeps doing horrible things to you. You don't deserve that. You deserve better.
Crosby
I went to your little Portuguese pound cake, and told him to stay away from what's mine!
Zeek [to Camille]
I love you. I've always loved you. I never stopped loving you. And I don't want to live with anybody else. I know we argue all the time and we fight and I'm bossy and controlling and you're, well, you're you, but...I love our family and I want to be with you. Crosby Braverman, I want to be your wife. Will you still marry me?
Jasmine
If you don't start you're never going to succeed. I think you're afraid of trying.
Camille
Kirstina: I need my personal space, Haddie. I'm totally fine.
Haddie: I'm here to help you, mom, and I need you to give me something to do.
Kristina: Give your dad a hug.
Yeah, well you weren't being very best manly so I replaced you for the job.
Crosby
We don't worry about what you two think, and look at us. We're all smashing successes.
Crosby
