Parenthood

Parenthood Quotes (Page 4)

Season 4 Episode 5: "There's Something I Need to Tell You"

Sarah: I love us! We have the best relationship.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 4: "The Talk"

Max: You're both fascists. It's unfair. I'm reporting you both to the House Un-American Activities Commission.
Adam: Yeah, well, you're going to have a hard time getting in touch with them because the House Un-American Activities Committee was disbanded for being un-American!
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Adam: I have a feeling Hugh Jest, Seymour Butts and Re Tard didn't sign the other kids petitions.
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Zeek: I don't want to listen to your mother! I'd rather listen to the air in the sprinklers!
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Hank: Okay. Please, stop torturing me. Why should I be team Gale?
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Joel: You either pick a sport or play the violin.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 3: "Everything Is Not Okay"

Kristina: You have to let me be scared.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Crosby: You're good at burning coffee.
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Sarah: I think you are a true artist, but you're afraid that if you're a true artist that shoots weddings then you are a failure.
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Mark: And Hank's heart grew two sizes that day.
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Zeek: You're going to have to learn life isn't fair.
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Hank: It's a "me" day.
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Season 4 Episode 2: "Left Field"

Hank: Of course he's in pain. Women are conniving soul crushers and if he realizes that,he'll be okay. He has a chance.
 • Rating: Unrated

Julia: I am a really good swimmer, right Syd?
Sydney: Yes. Remember that one time you came to my swim class and you almost drowned me?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Crosby: Fifteen minutes? We could make twins in 15 minutes.
Jasmine: That doesn't turn me on.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Drew: Mom, it's not Amy. It's a spammer trying to sell me an enhancement drug for a bigger penis. That's what it was.
Zeek: Well, when life gives you lemons...
 • Rating: Unrated

Kristina: I will talk to him. I'm sorry. We can still go to Funkytown!
Adam: Okay!
 • Rating: Unrated

Hank: Love man. It sucks.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 1: "Family Portrait"

Julia: Joel. I feel like I'm waiting to fall in love with our son.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mark: I'm proud to be a part of your family, and I want you to be proud of it, too.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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