Favorite Parks and Recreation Quotes
Wow, sounds like you're going some tough stuff right now. Too bad there's not doctors for your mind.
Andy
Ron: Take this compass. All great adventurers need one.
Leslie: As far as all this firing stuff goes...I will not forget and I will never forgive you.
I am big enough to admit I am often inspired by myself.
Leslie
Councilman Jam: I'm gonna drop my liquids in here and drop my solids down the hall.
Leslie: Ew, no.
Councilman Jam: Okay. Your loss.
Leslie: How?
I love this idea and I love me for thinking of it.
Chris
Not only am I a city counselor, but I'm a city councilor with porpoise.
Leslie
April: Are you busy? And writing Star Trek fan fiction doesn't count.
Ben: Haha. And I finished that last week.
I love games that turn people against each other.
April
Extremely well put.
Judge Perd
Little girl 1: I'm a princess.
Little girl 2: I'm a mermaid.
Ron: I'm the director of Parks and Recreation.
Tom: Mmm. You can really taste the ignorance.
Councilman Milton: It's pronounced 'anchovies'.
Andy: Can we please make you into a princess?
Ron: No.
Andy: I think it would make Diane happy.
Ron: Why does that matter? Shut up.