I hate to say this, but sometimes you have to work a little so you can ball A LOT.

Tom

Ann, you are such a good friend. You are a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk ox. Thank you, ox, for keeping this ship afloat.

Leslie

Leslie: Red Vines anyone?
Mr. Wyatt: We're a Twizzlers family.

Parents, are you tired of watching your middle school aged children grow out of the nice clothes you buy them? Then rent them! From Rent A Swag! You rent it. You wear it. You clean it. You return it. I get rich!

Tom

If there's anyone who can bring my parents together, it's NO ONE. No one can bring my parents together.

No to canceling the party and no to Twizzlers. We are a Red Vine family.

Leslie

Leslie: I'm so happy I want to shout it from the rooftops!
Ben: And she has. We've gotten several noise complaints.
Leslie: We're getting married!
Ben: All right.

When Andy proposed to me, he gave me a ring pop, but he ate it first. How did Ben do it?

April

Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 6 Quotes

Leslie: I'm so happy I want to shout it from the rooftops!
Ben: And she has. We've gotten several noise complaints.
Leslie: We're getting married!
Ben: All right.

When Andy proposed to me, he gave me a ring pop, but he ate it first. How did Ben do it?

April