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A few months ago the thought of an infectious disease, even hypothetical, would have sent me careening toward Bummer-town, but now I'm infected with a deadly virus. And I feel fine!

Chris

The tables showed up which is good, but there are no chairs which is bad.

Donna

Ann: That's Mission Im-Pawnee-able: Knope Protocol.

If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it? I hope so! Because the only way that this gala is going to happen is if you do everything I say.

Leslie

Love fades away. But things...things are forever.

Tom
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