Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation "Emergency Response" Quotes

Leslie: No one achieves anything alone.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ron: Your house isn't haunted. You're lonely.
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Ron: The next thing you'll want to do is ditch the terrier and get yourself a proper dog. Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat and cats are pointless.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: Oh, no! Pawnee has been hit with a Tornado Quake!
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Leslie: It is with a heavy heart that I say: we have been Jammed.
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Ron: I wouldn't know. I've never been hungover. After I've had too much whiskey, I cook myself a large flank steak, pan fried and salted butter. I eat that, put on a pair of wet socks and go to sleep.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Andy: Well, everyone calls me Andy, but my full name is Andrew...? I think...
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Leslie: Well, this simulated disaster is a total disaster.
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Leslie: Damnit, Jamm. I should have had animal control kill you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chris: A few months ago the thought of an infectious disease, even hypothetical, would have sent me careening toward Bummer-town, but now I'm infected with a deadly virus. And I feel fine!
 • Rating: Unrated

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