Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation "Flu Season" Quotes (Page 3)

Leslie: I took a Claritin and I threw that up. So I took another one. I threw that up. And then I took a third and it stayed down. I'm getting better.
 • Rating: Unrated

Andy: Do I have to tuck my shirt in? Because, honestly, that's kind of a dealbreaker.
Ron: Let it fly.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ron: I need to find someone to fill in for April. Now I know I'm not going to find someone who's both aggressively mean and apathetic. April really is the whole package.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ann: How was your run?
Chris: Ended with a five-and-a-half-minute mile. My personal low. I think the pavement in this town is soft.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jerry: Leslie, you look tired and you're all sweaty.
Leslie: You look tired and you're all sweaty all the time. What's your excuse. You wanna go there, Jerry?
Jerry: No.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ron: The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I am. I'm not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ron: OK, well I'm not very good at visiting people in hospitals, so I'm going to go
 • Rating: Unrated

Ron: Here. I didn't know what to bring you, so I just got some magazines and lipstick. Woman stuff.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

J.J.: Sure, anything for my favorite customer.
Leslie: I bet you say that to all the girls.
J.J.: Oh no, no. Actually you are my favorite. You've spent over a thousand dollars last year on waffles alone.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

April: Then I want a janitor. They can do what you do, right?
Ann: Yep, nurses and janitors are totally interchangeable.
April: Except no one dresses up like a janitor when they want to be slutty.
 • Rating: Unrated

Are we missing your favorite quote from "Flu Season?" Submit it here and get points for adding quotes!