With the government shut down, who's going to stop Al Qaeda?

Resident

No one is more upset about this than I am. Not like it's a competition or anything. 'Cause if it was, I would win, but that's neither here nor there. The point is I would win.

Leslie

Got a really good deal on my lease. Paying like 12 percent interest. That's like one of the highest you can get.

Andy

Andy: How long is it going to last?
Ron: If we're lucky this building will be empty for months.

Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 23 Quotes

Got a really good deal on my lease. Paying like 12 percent interest. That's like one of the highest you can get.

Andy

Andy: How long is it going to last?
Ron: If we're lucky this building will be empty for months.