Parks and Recreation "Harvest Festival" Quotes
Ben: (referencing Lil Sebastian) I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
• Rating: Unrated
Andy: I do love you.
April: You do?
Andy: Yea.. that's what, you know, makes the sauce so awesome.
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Ron: All of you be quiet. Andy, she's mad because you said "awesome sauce" instead of "I love you too." April, he loves you. Stop being a child. Tom, you're clearly at fault here. Blaming Jerry won't save you. Jerry, we both know you were shotgunning funnel cakes instead of watching Lil Sebastian. So everyone apologize to everyone else.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
April: Jerry, can you please be quiet? I can't hear myself not talking to Andy.
• Rating: Unrated
April: I'm not mad at Andy. Andy's great. I awesome sauce Andy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Andy: Hey, are you alright? You seem super not happy.
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Andy: God, I swear.. it's almost like they don't want you to win.
April: Well, you better practice. You gotta win me a teddy bear.
Andy: I'm gonna win you a million teddy bears.
April: Well, I want a billion teddy bears.
Andy: Well, that's a little unrealistic. This is a hard game.. Two million.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Tom: Hold on a second. Did you get your breasts done? You look amazing!
Joan: Yes, thanks for noticing.
Tom: Joan, listen to me. This harvest festival, it's gonna knock your socks off and when it does, I'm gonna be there to give you a foot massage. To completion.
Ben: Good lord!
• Rating: Unrated
Donna: Normally people tell you to talk about your problems. I'm gonna recommend you bottle that noise up.
Ann: That's what my mailman said.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Leslie: You're all amazing, wonderful people and I really want you to have fun today and not focus on the fact that if one thing goes wrong, we're all gonna lose our jobs.
Ben: That's not inspiring.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 20
