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Ken Hotatay: During the battle, 93 year old Chief Oxcatay was shot 102 times by the calvary.
Tom: Did he die?

Chris: Man.. you are just knocking these off. You're like a ninja crossed with a Jedi or something.
Tom: You're like a nerd mixed with a dork or something.
Chris: Tom, Star Wars is not that nerdy.

Lil Sebastian made his debut at the last Harvest Festival in 1987 and he was an instant phenomenon. For the next few years, Sebastian was the #1 boys name in Pawnee and the #3 girls name.

Leslie

So I have a surprise. And it is possibly to best thing to potentially ever happen to anyone anywhere in the history of the universe. Ladies and gentleman, the world famous Lil Sebastian.

Leslie

April: I love you.
Andy: Dude, shut up! That is awesome sauce!

Ken Hotate: There are two things I know about white people: they love Matchbox 20, and they are terrified of curses.

The statement that this reporter has is a question.

Perd Hapley

We all just behave rationally and believe we're in control of our own destinies. Come on!

Leslie
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Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 7 Quotes

The statement that this reporter has is a question.

Perd Hapley

We all just behave rationally and believe we're in control of our own destinies. Come on!

Leslie
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