Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation "Meet N Greet" Quotes

Andy: No blood orphans. I don't know what that is.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: Allergic to chestnuts... and good haircuts.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chris: You're beautiful! On the inside... where your spirit lives.
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Ron: No home is complete without a proper toolbox. Here's April and Andy's: A hammer, a half eaten pretzel, a baseball card, some cartridge that says Sonic and Hedgehog, a scissor half, a flashlight filled with jellybeans.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tanya: I've never seen you buy a salad at Sue's Salads.
Leslie: That's because I don't hate myself Tanya.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: Despite the fact that this seems like a party for Tom's face I think it's going pretty well.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: Tom come over here and talk about how great I am.
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April: Honey, he's wearing a costume. He's going as lame.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: Tom Haverford is a selfish, sleazy, self-promoting, good-hearted, secretly kind and wonderful tiny, little person.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chris: I can't find my car keys.
April: Solve this mystery genius.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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