Parks and Recreation Season 4 Episode 5: "Meet N Greet" Quotes
No blood orphans. I don't know what that is.Andy
Allergic to chestnuts... and good haircuts.Leslie
You're beautiful! On the inside... where your spirit lives.Chris
Ron: No home is complete without a proper toolbox. Here's April and Andy's: A hammer, a half eaten pretzel, a baseball card, some cartridge that says Sonic and Hedgehog, a scissor half, a flashlight filled with jellybeans.
Tanya: I've never seen you buy a salad at Sue's Salads.
Leslie: That's because I don't hate myself Tanya.
Despite the fact that this seems like a party for Tom's face I think it's going pretty well.Leslie
Tom come over here and talk about how great I am.Leslie
Honey, he's wearing a costume. He's going as lame.April
Tom Haverford is a selfish, sleazy, self-promoting, good-hearted, secretly kind and wonderful tiny, little person.Leslie
Chris: I can't find my car keys.
April: Solve this mystery genius.