Parks and Recreation Season 4 Episode 9: "The Trial of Leslie Knope" Quotes
So it learns information about me?Ron
And then my herbalist took this weird bee pollen paste, rubbed it around my gums, and now my mouth feels like a spaceship.Chris
I received adorable nicknames and amazing backrubs.
Leslie: Ann, I need you to text me every thirty seconds that everything is going to be okay.
Leslie: [Phone rings] Thanks Ann!
When you sit back and let your reputation be destroyed. You go down in history as a frozen whore.
Ron: She's here.
Leslie: Who's here?
Ron: My ex-wife Tammy 2. I can smell the sulfur coming off her cloven hooves.