Parks and Recreation "The Trial of Leslie Knope" Quotes
Ron: So it learns information about me?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Chris: And then my herbalist took this weird bee pollen paste, rubbed it around my gums, and now my mouth feels like a spaceship.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Leslie: I received adorable nicknames and amazing backrubs.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Leslie: Ann, I need you to text me every thirty seconds that everything is going to be okay.
Ann: Okay!
Leslie: [Phone rings] Thanks Ann!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Leslie: When you sit back and let your reputation be destroyed. You go down in history as a frozen whore.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Ron: She's here.
Leslie: Who's here?
Ron: My ex-wife Tammy 2. I can smell the sulfur coming off her cloven hooves.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
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