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So it learns information about me?

Ron

And then my herbalist took this weird bee pollen paste, rubbed it around my gums, and now my mouth feels like a spaceship.

Chris

I received adorable nicknames and amazing backrubs.

Leslie: Ann, I need you to text me every thirty seconds that everything is going to be okay.
Ann: Okay!
Leslie: [Phone rings] Thanks Ann!

When you sit back and let your reputation be destroyed. You go down in history as a frozen whore.

Ron: She's here.
Leslie: Who's here?
Ron: My ex-wife Tammy 2. I can smell the sulfur coming off her cloven hooves.

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Parks and Recreation Season 4 Episode 9 Quotes

When you sit back and let your reputation be destroyed. You go down in history as a frozen whore.

Leslie

Ron: She's here.
Leslie: Who's here?
Ron: My ex-wife Tammy 2. I can smell the sulfur coming off her cloven hooves.

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