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Yeah we got the moon. What are you going to do without tides, Peru?

Leslie

I definitely have more lions than any other country in the world.

Andy

Every two weeks I need to sand down my toe nails. They're too strong for clippers.

Ron Swanson

Turns out when you think the world's ending you don't aim so carefully in the porto potties.

Leslie

It is a beautiful night for the end of the world.

Ron

They're gonna have sex together in five minutes. I've gotta stop this.

Leslie

We have a thousand dollars in our bank account and we're young and irresponsible.

April

No thinking just stupid!

Andy

Are you gonna murder me and bury me at this gas station?

Ben

Leslie: If the world was ending tomorrow I'd want to be with him.
Ron: Well that's significant the problem is the world's not ending tomorrow.

Andy: It's so much more beautiful than I ever could have imagined.
April: Yeah, I'm trying to find a way to be annoyed at it, but I'm coming up empty.

Where's all the faces of the presidents?

Andy
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Parks and Recreation Season 4 Quotes

Andy: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as
Eagle One. Ann, code name -- Been There, Don That. April is --
Currently Doing That. Donna is -- It Happened Once in a Dream; Chris,
code name -- If I Had To Pick a Dude. Ben is -- Eagle Two.
Ben: Oh thank God.

No blood orphans. I don't know what that is.

Andy
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