Parks and Recreation

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Chris got dumped by Jerry's daughter he needs this. Plus, if they get married he'll spend all his time with her and I might never have to talk to him again.


Ann: Uh oh, I know that look.
Tom: She's got the crazy eyes.

Anyone want to go to JJ's for some after dinner omelets?


Ben: I guess we'll just set fire to the studio or something.
Leslie: Oh that's so sweet, I've never had a boyfriend willing to commit arson for me before.
Donna: It gets old.

Well, you know it's like I always say 'it ain't government work if you don't have to do it twice.'


I think we may have used up all our luck tonight. Actually, not all of it, he's about to get lucky. [Leslie points to Ben] It's on.


Senior citizens are basically the only people who vote in local elections. So if you want to win you gotta get the gray vote.


The world's my gymnasium Ron!


I work hard to make sure my department is as small and as ineffective as possible.


Like I always say, stairs is a young man's game.


As a candidate I appreciate your strategic mind, but as a woman all I care about is your slight but powerful body.


Please let me get my insult out I've been practicing it the whole way over here!

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Parks and Recreation Season 4 Quotes

Andy: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as
Eagle One. Ann, code name -- Been There, Don That. April is --
Currently Doing That. Donna is -- It Happened Once in a Dream; Chris,
code name -- If I Had To Pick a Dude. Ben is -- Eagle Two.
Ben: Oh thank God.

No blood orphans. I don't know what that is.