Parks and Recreation Season 4 Quotes
Chris got dumped by Jerry's daughter he needs this. Plus, if they get married he'll spend all his time with her and I might never have to talk to him again.Andy
Ann: Uh oh, I know that look.
Tom: She's got the crazy eyes.
Anyone want to go to JJ's for some after dinner omelets?Ron
Ben: I guess we'll just set fire to the studio or something.
Leslie: Oh that's so sweet, I've never had a boyfriend willing to commit arson for me before.
Donna: It gets old.
Well, you know it's like I always say 'it ain't government work if you don't have to do it twice.'Jerry
I think we may have used up all our luck tonight. Actually, not all of it, he's about to get lucky. [Leslie points to Ben] It's on.Leslie
Senior citizens are basically the only people who vote in local elections. So if you want to win you gotta get the gray vote.Ben
The world's my gymnasium Ron!Chris
I work hard to make sure my department is as small and as ineffective as possible.Ron
Like I always say, stairs is a young man's game.Leslie
As a candidate I appreciate your strategic mind, but as a woman all I care about is your slight but powerful body.Leslie
Please let me get my insult out I've been practicing it the whole way over here!Leslie