Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation Season 4 Quotes (Page 6)

Season 4 Episode 10: "Citizen Knope"

Leslie: You were very fair. In fact, I'm the one who needs to apologize. I got you involved in PCP, but I'm starting a new group now, LSD - Leslie's Sorry Division - and I just wanted to say I'm sorry Chris.
 • Rating: Unrated

Leslie: I don't know what else to say except let's go win an election.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 9: "The Trial of Leslie Knope"

Ron: So it learns information about me?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chris: And then my herbalist took this weird bee pollen paste, rubbed it around my gums, and now my mouth feels like a spaceship.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: I received adorable nicknames and amazing backrubs.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Leslie: Ann, I need you to text me every thirty seconds that everything is going to be okay.
Ann: Okay!
Leslie: [Phone rings] Thanks Ann!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: When you sit back and let your reputation be destroyed. You go down in history as a frozen whore.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Ron: She's here.
Leslie: Who's here?
Ron: My ex-wife Tammy 2. I can smell the sulfur coming off her cloven hooves.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 8: "Smallest Park"

Chris: Rethink our visual brand, take these words, and make something amazing!
Tom: So you're saying you want me to choose a new font?
Chris: Yes, essentially I'd like you to choose a new font.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Chris: Now how big is the park, exactly?
Leslie: It is .000003 square miles.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

April: Horizons are dumb, never broaden your horizons.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Ron: Of all my coworkers he is one of a small number of whom I do not actively root against...uh, there I go again gettin' all sappy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jerry: I think that comic sans always screams fun, right?
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Leslie: As a mature, reasonable adult I understand that this will be the last project Ben and I will be working on together. So, please join us the grand opening of Pawnee's smallest park on November 12th, 2070.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Andy: One of the most significant bummers of my lifetime.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Leslie: I once hosted a forum about a new bike rack that lasted seven hours. Now, when I need these people to complain they're done in 45 minutes?
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Ron: My first day of college my father dropped me off at the steel mill. He didn't think I should go to college, but I hitched a ride, enrolled, and learned a lot.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 7: "The Treaty"

Andy: I definitely have more lions than any other country in the whole world right now.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: Oh hey Ben, have you ever seen my complete collection of all 193 National Flags? Oh, here they are!
 • Rating: Unrated

Andy: If you re-arrange the letters of Peru, you get Europe.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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