Parks and Recreation Season 6 Quotes
She's the worst person I've ever met. I want to travel the world with her.
April
I'm sorry, is your name Jennifer?
April
Tyynifer. No, it's Tyynifer with two ys. It used to be Jennifer, but then I decided to re-brand myself. Oh wait, it's Xanax-o'clock.
Things are exactly the same as they were in 1817. Except women and minorities can vote, we have indoor toilets, they don't burn widows for learning arithmetic.
Leslie
Right now my gut is telling me we're going to listen to Mariah Carey the whole way home.
Ann
Your butler made your bed and now you need to lie in it.
Leslie
Ingrid: We purchased HBO for the entire town.
Ben: You spent government money on a TV subscription?
Ingrid: It's not TV.
I'm April Ludgate Kvorkian.
April
Ron: We only subscribe to two magazines: Reader's Digest and Ebony. Ebony was a clerical error but it was an interesting year of reading.
When you tell an Eagletonian they need an oil change, they ask Extra Virgin or White Truffle.
Leslie
She thinks she's so great because she won the Miss Indiana Beauty Pageant. Last year. In office. While pregnant.
Leslie
Look, am I proud of it? Yes, because Eagleton sucks. Is it the classiest move? Yes, because Eagleton sucks. Would I do it again? Yes, because Eagleton sucks.
Leslie
Andy: I have no idea how to run a nonprofit.
April: Hey, you shined shoes for two years and never earned a profit.
