Parks and Recreation Season 6 Quotes
Once she starts thinking about birthday cake, she becomes useless until she has birthday cake.
Ben
Just remember every time you look up at the moon, I too will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon, obviously, that’s impossible.
Andy
Hey, you’re a doctor. You know stiches get stiches!
Tom
Donna: Oh my God, you are such a sore loser.
Ron: I am not a sore loser. It’s just that I prefer to win and when I don’t, I get furious.
The election is coming up. Jamm keeps trying to find new ways to screw me over. He tried to have me listed on the ballet as Leslie Buttface Hitler the IV.
Leslie
I’m going to murder you a thousand times!
April
I will leave my children $50 a piece. Enough for the cab ride home from the funeral and a steak dinner. End of discussion.
Ron
It appears that where #BitchBoss is clearly an indication of frustration #BossBitch is a term of endearment. Isn't language fun? It's like racquetball! For your mouth!
Chris
I think a lot of things. I like thinking. I also like racquetball.
Chris
Donna: Damnit Typhoon, why'd you do this?
Typhoon: Maybe if you bothered to come to my Great Gatsby brunch, you'd know!
Nadia: Wow, you are wearing a lot of moisturizer on your neck.
Tom: Best way to prevent crow's feet.
Nadia: Is this...glitter?
This will be blown way out of proportion! You have my word on that!
Jamm
