Parks and Recreation Season 6 Quotes
Ben, stop! This is like listening to a Ted Talk by the color beige!
Tom
If all goes well, this might be one of the last times I get to speak to you.
Tom
You are the world’s most adorable and I LOVE YOU! You are so freakin’ precious!
Craig
Once again, Pawnee citizens might tolerate/ignore me!
Leslie
He now has that look that only comes with the pride of labor. Or…he pooped. Either way, I’ve never been prouder.
Ron
My son is several weeks old. He is very familiar with the sound of power tools.
Ron
I’d like to introduce you to my son. John, middle name redacted, Swanson.
Ron
Craig Middlebrooks. Samantha in the boardroom, Miranda in the bedroom. I know it’s not ideal, but it’s who I am!
Craig
When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die!
Ben
I have been tense lately. Just thinking about the new star wars sequel. I’m worried they’ll rely too heavily on CGI and I’m carrying it all in my shoulders.
Ben
Veganism is the sad result of a morally corrupt mind. Reconsider your life.
Ron
Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing.
Ron
