Snakejuice! I thought these were destroyed by the FDA!

Tom

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• Added: January 30, 2014

Ann’s leaving town. Ann’s saying painful goodbyes. Greatest day of my life!

April

• Permalink: Ann’s leaving town. Ann’s saying painful goodbyes. Greatest day of my life!
• Added: January 30, 2014

That promise launched a friendship so grand it takes 103 scrapbooks to capture it.

Leslie

• Permalink: That promise launched a friendship so grand it takes 103 scrapbooks to capture it.
• Added: January 30, 2014

You can’t escape City Hall, fool!

Leslie

• Permalink: You can’t escape City Hall, fool!
• Added: January 23, 2014

Tom put all my records into this rectangle!

Ron

• Permalink: Tom put all my records into this rectangle!
• Added: January 23, 2014

Hopefully that will help any sensitivity you have around your…boob hats.

Chris

• Permalink: Hopefully that will help any sensitivity you have around your…boob hats.
• Added: January 23, 2014

I’ve been reading up on nipples.

Chris

• Permalink: I’ve been reading up on nipples.
• Added: January 23, 2014

The reason is, it’s vegetable porn! Porn on the cob! I’m sorry, I’m very good at vegetable puns.

Leslie

• Permalink: The reason is, it’s vegetable porn! Porn on the cob! I’m sorry, I’m very good at vegetable...
• Added: January 23, 2014

Chard bodies. Let’s get a chard on?

Ben

• Permalink: Chard bodies. Let’s get a chard on?
• Added: January 23, 2014

Everything is amazing. Today is perfect. And I love you.

Chris

• Permalink: Everything is amazing. Today is perfect. And I love you.
• Added: January 23, 2014

You can trust me because I don’t care enough about you to lie.

Jennifer

• Permalink: You can trust me because I don’t care enough about you to lie.
• Added: January 09, 2014

I’m not gonna buy that thing! It’s covered in a gallon of your boogers!

Tom

• Permalink: I’m not gonna buy that thing! It’s covered in a gallon of your boogers!
• Added: January 09, 2014