And, in that moment, I became First Wife. I married the nation.

Elaine

You should leave me. I'll cheat again. And, I'll lie again and I'll break your heart again.

Bud

Yes, Bud. I am going to run for President. Without you.

Elaine

I know your story. I know how it ends.

Nana

Nana: Where's my check, you little shit? Did you forge my name and cash it? For how much?
TJ: No, I ... I couldn't. I'm sorry. I can explain.

I love you brother.

TJ

Are we having sex or am I parallel parking?

Doug

Elaine: 5 months? In our bed?
Bud: Only once.

The perfect capper to my day. I just pimped myself out for the good of the country.

Elaine
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