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If I can't spell it or pronounce it, I can't go there.

Hanna

Are you here to fingerpaint or to speeddate the orderlies?

Radley Nurse

Hanna: I thought we were meeting for lunch.
Caleb: What time is it?
Hanna: Uh, half past I'm hungry.

Some of us know how to keep our mouths shut.

Aria

What? I had to have something to wash down all that baloney we had with dinner.

Hanna

Aria, why would I slip you into a conversation? You guys have done enough slipping on your own.

Spencer

How much immoral support does Alison need?

Caleb

If they ask, "who signed the Emancipation Proclamation?," I'll say Daniel Day Lewis.

Caleb

Hanna: Ok, I'm pretty sure Emily's mom is not one of Mona's secret ninjas. Are we supposed to be suspicious of everyone now?
Alison: Saves time.

Don't worry. After I'm gone, you can go back to focusing on your little love triangle.

Ali

Ezra: You don't have to live in fear of your cellphone anymore.
Aria: Tell that to my right eye. It still twitches every time I get a text.

Business conservative? I'd rather wear vomit.

Hanna
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Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Caleb: What is wrong with her?
Hanna: Read her boobs, the girl loves Christmas.

If you believe a lie, it becomes the truth.

Mona
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