Emily: Ali?
Alison: Congratulations. You're a mother.
Emily: The blood tests?
Alison: It's you and me.

Uber A: Rule Number 1: Answer to me at all times or it will be the end of you.

Barry: Do you remember a joke you said to Detective Furey about burying a body?
Spencer: Yes, and I also recall unbuckling his belt in the elevator.

Furey: Are you okay?
Spencer: That's sort of like setting fire to my house and asking if I'm too warm.

Caleb: Is everything okay?
Spencer: Rosewood PD wants to schedule my second interview.
Caleb: I'm sorry.
Spencer: It's okay.

Fine, I'll help you and your friends like I always do and then crawl under a rock.

Mona

Furey: I'll just have to broaden the scope of my investigation.
Spencer: Of a flood?

I want to do this … together. I want to be a family. Over the years, I’ve been in so many failed relationships, and I always made excuses why. I know the reason. Paige tried to get me to say it, but I didn’t want to say it to her. I love you. You told me not to do this until I was ready.

Alison

Ezra: Did I step on you?
Aria: Nope.
Ezra: Because I could have sworn I saw pain.

Why are the police investigating a flood? Doesn't that fall under bad plumbing?

Caleb

Mona: Sorry, I'm late. What did I miss?
Spencer: Um, an invitation.

You can tell Alison you love me, Em. That hasn't been a secret since we were in brownies.

Mona

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Emily: A's a terrorist, that's what she wants: To make us worry

Mona is five feet
of insidious snark with a side ponytail,
and I just -- I wanna grab it, and I wanna yank it really, really hard.

Spencer