I'm ready to hang a sign, bitch can see!

Aria

You're a freak and I love you.

Aria [to Spencer]

Jenna can't hear us; she's blind...You know what I mean.

Hanna

Shy in the streets, sexy in the sheets.

Ali

Two can only keep a secret if one of them is dead.

Alison

Caleb: I've got a hotspot in my pocket.
Hanna: Yeah, I know, but what does that have to do with computers?

That's a very pretty dress. But you should know it gives you back fat.

Caleb [to Kate]

Can we get out of here? My goosebumps are getting goosebumps.

Emily

Fool me once? Shame on you. Fool my best friend? You're dead meat.

Hanna

Could you please move your stick? There are people trying to get past you.

Emily [to Jenna]

Hanna: Maybe he's just bringing raw meat to Jenna's cat.
Spencer: Toby lives there, too, and they don't have a cat.
Hanna: Then maybe he was bringing over raw meat for Jenna.

Hanna: I need to ask you guys something, and be totally honest with me: Is one side of my face fatter than the other?

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Spencer: A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Hanna: Did Ali say that?
Spencer and Mona: No, Churchill did.

Do you wanna be my friend or not? Lately, I feel like you're everybody's friend but mine.

Mona [to Hanna]