They were just stacked on his nightstand like, "Hmm, what do I want to watch tonight, Jimmy Kimmel or boobs?"

Aria

Someone's got to remind you who you really are, Emily.

Ezra

You're the only who actually knows how to live in a lie.

Hanna (to Mona)

Hey, Paige, I thought you might want to know that Bridget Mu's in your kitchen; she's trying to make a bong out of your aunt's teapot.

Aria

Jenna's back, and she's knocking into walls.

Aria

Spencer: Where is he?
Aria: Over there with that blonde with giraffe legs.

Spencer (on CeCe): You're not just going to find her folding peasant skirts at the Diva Dish right now.
Hanna: Well then I'll search every hipster boutique until I find her.

Now you want to go to Radley and ring the bell jar.

Caleb

It's just been a long time since I could go to school dance with someone I"m dating.

Aria

Aria: Napping isn't living.
Spencer: Unless you're a reptile, which kind of describes CeCe.

All we've got are these twenty pound hats.

Aria

Your father made it sound like you were hosting the Rolling Stones.

Ella

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Emily: A's a terrorist, that's what she wants: To make us worry

Mona is five feet
of insidious snark with a side ponytail,
and I just -- I wanna grab it, and I wanna yank it really, really hard.

Spencer