Don't worry. After I'm gone, you can go back to focusing on your little love triangle.

Ali

If they ask, "who signed the Emancipation Proclamation?," I'll say Daniel Day Lewis.

Caleb

Hanna: Ok, I'm pretty sure Emily's mom is not one of Mona's secret ninjas. Are we supposed to be suspicious of everyone now?
Alison: Saves time.

How much immoral support does Alison need?

Caleb

Aria, why would I slip you into a conversation? You guys have done enough slipping on your own.

Spencer

What? I had to have something to wash down all that baloney we had with dinner.

Hanna

Emily:We have to consider every possibility, don't we?
Hanna: Not the ones that make you want to hide in the closet with a quart of ice cream.

Guys, don't fight in the crypt.

Aria

Spencer: What did you say? We think your friend is in our friend's grave?
Hanna: Yeah, Spencer, that's exactly what I said, duh!

Emily: Somebody tried to kill Ali, They buried her in her backyard.
Aria: Right, and then Gruenwald pulled her out.
Hanna: Yeah, like a carrot.

Some of us know how to keep our mouths shut.

Aria

Are you here to fingerpaint or to speeddate the orderlies?

Radley Nurse

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Emily: A's a terrorist, that's what she wants: To make us worry

Mona is five feet
of insidious snark with a side ponytail,
and I just -- I wanna grab it, and I wanna yank it really, really hard.

Spencer