When we picked you up, you kept calling me Arlene.

Aria [to Emily]

You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you're always better off with a really good lie.

Alison

I thought you and carbs weren't friends anymore.

Caleb (to Hanna)

Shut up or I'll shut you up.

You don't paper over windows unless you're a vampire.

Spencer

Wait, why am I asking you? You wear forks as earrings.

Ella(to Aria)

B is for bad.

Spencer

What? We can't make a move without Nancy Drew?

Hannah

Am I going to hell?

Ali

Lions and tigers and bitches, oh my! There's no place like homecoming.

It's like Alison used to say. You're not lying, you're just pre-telling the truth.

Hanna

Spencer: I don't remember you in Mama Mia.
Hanna: Good because I looked fat and hideous, and I had to stand next to a cardboard goat.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

When we picked you up, you kept calling me Arlene.

Aria [to Emily]

You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you're always better off with a really good lie.

Alison