Do you wanna be my friend or not? Lately, I feel like you're everybody's friend but mine.

Mona [to Hanna]

He stuck his hands in her panty drawer.

Spencer

Stealing moisturizer is not a life. It's a hobby.

Hanna

Her blonde tarantula of a daughter.

Hanna

I smell dead people.

Hanna

Watch out. I might go for the daughter upgrade.

Ella

That bra over there kinda put me off my feed.

Hanna

She doesn't know we know!

Spencer [about Jenna]

That b*tch can keep a secret. I respect that.

Mona

Am I going to hell?

Ali

It's immortality, my darlings.

Alison

Caleb: It was easy.
Hanna: Well, I'm not.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

You know, Emily, sometimes you poke the bear, and other times the bear pokes. *sigh* It's from a movie.

Hanna

Stealing moisturizer is not a life. It's a hobby.

Hanna