Private Practice

Private Practice Quotes (Page 2)

Episode 9: "The Breaking Point"

Mason: You'll be better soon because my dad fixed you.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Charlotte: You look like 10 miles of bad road.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Addison: It's hard to fathom that you can do everything right, and you still can't control what happens to your kid.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 8: "Who We Are"

Sam: Life comes with pain. Sometimes that pain is unthinkable but that's no excuse to throw it away like this.
 • Rating: Unrated

Amelia: Thank you ladies and gentlemen. My next show will be in five minutes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Addison: Fine, I'll be your drug dealer. I just want her back.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jake: I know that you have a family here and I see that you're destroying it. If you continue down this path, you won't just go down alone, Amelia, you'll take down all the people that love you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 7: "Don't Stop 'Till You Get Enough"

Addison: It's thrilling and terrifying. And I imagine this baby kicking inside of me and riding a bike, going to prom, heartbreak, weddings, and births. I imagine all of these moments in this person's life... all of this possibility. And I hope... I hope we get to have them.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jake: Don't worry. There's good juju flowing.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Addison: It's not clear or easy anymore. I don't know if that's better or worse.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Addison: We are family, and family looks out for each other.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Amelia: If this is trouble, you should try it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Episode 6: "If I Hadn't Forgotten..."

Cooper: Life is full of failure. It's how we learn.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Amelia: I'm not fun. I'm awesome.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Jake: What is this? Fantasy football?
Cooper: Fantasy sperm ball.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Addison: I need sperm.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 5: "Step One"

Addison: Step one is the hardest and they say that kind of about everything. You know it's kind of like when you watch a baby take her first step and she spent days, weeks, and months teaching her muscles to function, but once they do it's never that hard again.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cooper: I am your dad and I'm not going anywhere.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Jake: You feel like you've been hit by a PMS truck.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Addison: Try a donut hole. They help.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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