Megan: They're really sweet with each other
Marco: They have to be, who else is gonna like them?

The case of sage's exploding face has officially been solved. Apparently Betty and Veronica here thought it would be a good idea to put muscle relaxers in Sage's drink.

Charlie

9000 rooms in this house and the two of them decide to share?

Lily

I'm warning you, Lily is a disaster. This is your china shop. If you want to, invite the bull.

Megan

Rose: ...I want you to invite her...your sister lily
Megan: Yeah... right. I hear Charles Manson is up for parole soon... maybe he wants to catch some rays too..

Megan: It'd be weird for the girls to see their headmaster in a speedo.
Charlie: Well if the man wears a speedo, I cannot allow you to date him

Megan: You girls underestimate me. This is an impenetrable force I'm all knowing, all seeing.
Sage: Laurel found out!
Megan: Yeah, the woman's good.

It's an emergency... we didn't know Laurel was going out of town and everyone was gonna ditch their party for ours.. okay that we do know... whateves... work it out with your therapists people

Sage

Rose: It's not gonna be a high school party.. older people are coming... actually Will's gonna be there
Megan: excellent... yeah I'll bring enough Bengay for the both of us. That's arthritis medicine

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