Megan: They're really sweet with each otherMarco: They have to be, who else is gonna like them?
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Charlie: The case of sage's exploding face has officially been solved. Apparently Betty and Veronica here thought it would be a good idea to put muscle relaxers in Sage's drink.
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Lily: 9000 rooms in this house and the two of them decide to share?
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Megan: I'm warning you, Lily is a disaster. This is your china shop. If you want to, invite the bull.
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Rose: ...I want you to invite her...your sister lily
Megan: Yeah... right. I hear Charles Manson is up for parole soon... maybe he wants to catch some rays too..
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Megan: It'd be weird for the girls to see their headmaster in a speedo.
Charlie: Well if the man wears a speedo, I cannot allow you to date him
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Megan: You girls underestimate me. This is an impenetrable force I'm all knowing, all seeing.
Sage: Laurel found out!
Megan: Yeah, the woman's good.
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Sage: It's an emergency... we didn't know Laurel was going out of town and everyone was gonna ditch their party for ours.. okay that we do know... whateves... work it out with your therapists people
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Rose: It's not gonna be a high school party.. older people are coming... actually Will's gonna be there
Megan: excellent... yeah I'll bring enough Bengay for the both of us. That's arthritis medicine
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Megan: Can we go to the spa?
Jacob: Patience grasshopper
Megan: Patience schmacience. i have a knot so deep in my neck it's almost a bone... I named it Sage.
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