All About the Haves and the Have-Nots
Quotes

Rose: I'm so proud of us
Sage: I know we were like fairy godmothers today, except not all old and dumpy
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Arthur: You really need to go through all that work for a dessert?
Marco: That's the secret to a creme brulee. Plus using a torch makes me feel butch
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Rose: I would give up every single one of my tennis bracelets to have dinner with my dad again
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Sage: You have some serious balls stealing a bracelet and then wearing back to the scene of a crime
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Megan: It's like a perfect storm of everyone who gives me anxiety in my life. All that's missing is Kurt Fulman
Marco: Old boyfriend?
Megan: No, tenth grade lab partner, had a lazy eye, freaked me out

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Lily: They're eating with us?
Sage: It's our house and our food, so technically you're eating with us
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Megan: You look pretty dapper yourself
Marco: I was gonna go all out with the musk, but then I remembered it's a straight crowd
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Rose: Is megan still out with her dad?
Romie: I don't know, you never ask me about my family
[Romie leaves]
Sage: Does Romie have a family?
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Megan: He's a completely different person. He's sober, employed
Marco: I do love a girl with low standards
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Megan: But if he has changed, he should be the one to call, he's the grown up here
Marco: Honey, we're all grown ups now
Megan [to her stuffed animal]: Don't listen to him Mr. Cow

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