Shawn: I've had a catheter!
Gus: You mean a catharsis?

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I would rather fall in love with a Vegan.

Carlton [about hugging-it-out with Shawn]

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Gus J. Gupta, my expert witness.

Shawn

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Shawn: So you know that Gus has hepatitis K?
Gus: What are you doing?
Shawn: Trying to prevent a nightmare.

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Looks like somebody was a bad girl and raided mommy's closet.

Shawn

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If you want redemption, then help us track down Yin and save this girl.

Gus

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Shawn has taken a lover... yay!

Yang

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Don't get your 1950's boxers in a bunch, Carlton.

Yang

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Do you remember the exact moment that you realized you were psycho?

Shawn [to Allison]

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Shawn: I will protect you.
Juliet: And I will protect you right back.

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Buzz: Wow, you're like a robot.
Carlton: That's the comment someone made on my eHarmony profile...so I guess it must be true.

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Juliet: It's all police work Carlton.
Carlton: Yeah, right, and global warming is real.
Juliet: Yes, it is, Carlton.
Carlton: Sure it is.

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