Lassiter: This door is really solid.
Gus: I think it's oak.

Sorry I tried to kill you with my sword, Guster.

Lassiter

You're not leaving! You're just making footstep sounds!

Gus

If anyone asks about your presence here, you are here for a sleepover.......no, if anyone asks about your presence you are here on police business.

Lassiter

In 94 days and 94 night Marlowe will be getting out of Prison and I think it's high time I stepped up to the plate and bought a place for myself and the woman I love.

Lassiter

Do you hear me? Off the show...NOW.

Juliet

That's right, lavender. Melinda likes her men to shine.

Gus

Shawn: Is there a doctor in the house? Is there a doctor?
Crew member: You're a doctor.

Just let him get the patties on the grill first. There's no reason we can't eat and investigate at the same time.

Gus

Bros before hoes!

Mario

I saw it. I knew it was coming. I was definitely getting my heart on.

Gus

Juliet: It's all police work Carlton.
Carlton: Yeah, right, and global warming is real.
Juliet: Yes, it is, Carlton.
Carlton: Sure it is.

Psych Quotes

Gus: That's a player's move, Shawn, a player's move.
Shawn: That's not a player's move, Gus, that's an astronomer's move.

Juliet: It's all police work Carlton.
Carlton: Yeah, right, and global warming is real.
Juliet: Yes, it is, Carlton.
Carlton: Sure it is.