Shawn[to Juliet]: I am very fond of you.
Juliet: Me too.

Baby, all your facial parts are in the right places.

Shawn[to Juliet]

I am like a classic, I never go out of style.

Lassiter

Tell you something, If I wasn't in a serious and meaningful relationship, I would be doing some serious damage all in this hizzy.....am I saying that right? Hizzy?

Lassiter

What's your damage, Spencer?

Juliet

I have Gus, and you have...well, whoever your friends are...

Shawn [to JuIiet]

Your girlfriend is gonna wish she stayed in jail. Don't you usually go see her on Saturdays?

Gus [to Lassiter]

Shawn: Jules, I know you have some very definite expectations for this weekend.
Jules: Why do you think that?
Shawn: Because you sent me an email on the 5th that said, "Shawn, I have some very definite expectations for this weekend.

Shawn: Make sure you water my plants thrice daily. But do not talk to them, or they will not stop, especially Jim.
Gus: Jim is the fichus?
Shawn: Exactly.

Gus [to Shawn]You are growing up right in front of my eyes.

Taking the lady on a spa vacation...whaaaaaat?! That's big time son.

Gus

Juliet: It's all police work Carlton.
Carlton: Yeah, right, and global warming is real.
Juliet: Yes, it is, Carlton.
Carlton: Sure it is.

Psych Quotes

Gus: That's a player's move, Shawn, a player's move.
Shawn: That's not a player's move, Gus, that's an astronomer's move.

Juliet: It's all police work Carlton.
Carlton: Yeah, right, and global warming is real.
Juliet: Yes, it is, Carlton.
Carlton: Sure it is.