That ain't a grain of salt. That's one of those blocks they give cows to lick.

Emerson

A dog needs to be touched. We all need to be touched.

Olive

Ned: What if you didn't have to be dead?
Chuck: That would be preferable.

Chuck: You can't just touch someone's life and be done with it.
Ned: Yes I can. That's how I roll.

I wish I could give you an emotional heimlich so you could cough up that fear and anxiety, but I can't.

Ned

Impollite to discuss a woman's menopause in mixed company.

Lily

I just thought my world would be a better place if you were in it.

Ned

She read about people she could never be, on adventures she would never have. Life was good enough until one day it wasn't. Chuck wanted more. But at Boutique Travel Travel Boutique she got more than she bargained for.

Narrator

I hate to be a bad host, but I'm sort of exhausted from chasing your coffin.

Ned

Are you in love with her? 'Cause it's that level of stupid.

Emerson

Ned: This is pushing your luck.
Chuck: Yeah, well, luck pushed me first

Vivian: Charlotte was a nice girl.
Lily: With the exception of puberty.
Vivian: Which was when Lily was going through a change of life.
Lily: Impolite to talk about one's menopause in mixed company.

Pushing Daisies Quotes

Chuck: Do you believe in reincarnation?
Emerson: Hell no. The planet's falling apart. Right now, it's the children's problem. We reincarnate, it's our problem

Vivian: Charlotte was a nice girl.
Lily: With the exception of puberty.
Vivian: Which was when Lily was going through a change of life.
Lily: Impolite to talk about one's menopause in mixed company.