Popular Pushing Daisies Quotes
You love secrets. You wanna marry secrets and have little half-secret, half-human babies.
Chuck
Dead people don't talk... usually.
Emerson
Ned: Can you help us get out of these body bags?
Olive: Sure.
Emerson: (panicking) Can't this car go any faster?!
Chuck: Some car of the future this is!
Ned: I thought cars of the future were supposed to fly! What the hell happened to flying cars
And although he couldn't hear her, Ned suddenly wanted to tell her everything. Pet peeves and favorite foods, his fears, his dreams, and all the pure joy she had brought into his life.
Narrator
Chuck: I don't know anything about you since you were nine.
Ned: Well, it's pretty much I bake pies and wake the dead. I live a very sheltered life.
Emerson: Contacted the company that makes these doors under false pretenses. They gave me a sample ID badge which I digitally altered using the magnetic code that matches the serial number of this machine. Is that cheap?
Chuck: (holds up an ID badge as well) I don't know. Is this? I gave the security guard a hug goodbye. My upper body distracted him while these things I call "hands" took this off his belt.
Chuck: Which birthday should I celebrate? I have two now...
Ned: Whichever is easier to explain.
Emerson: That was the truth bus.
Olive: That wasn't the truth buss. That was the bitchy, cross town express.
Future Me is saying 'I told you so' all upside your head... but Now Me is standing here quietly.
Emerson
Salesman: It's homeopathic.
Olive: Meaning it only relates to gay people?
Vivian: Charlotte was a nice girl.
Lily: With the exception of puberty.
Vivian: Which was when Lily was going through a change of life.
Lily: Impolite to talk about one's menopause in mixed company.
