Can we not say kill? I touch them again and they return to how they were meant to be.

Ned

This is such a small cheese box.

Chuck

Emerson: You don't know nothing about about her, except she had soft lips when she was 10.
Ned: That should be enough.

Did I say "can" because I swallow my consonants sometimes? Can't... N'T... come in.

Ned

Chuck: Isn't that what a PI is supposed to do, investigate? Isn't that the fun part?
Emerson: The fun part is counting my money in the bubble bath.

Emerson: Rhubarb.
Olive: What's that mean?
Emerson: PI secret code for 'get me a damn slice of rhubarb.'
Olive: This isn't Pies r Us, Pie City ... this is a bells on the door, pies-baking, mom and pop place. We chit chat here. Chit!
Emerson: Chat!

Chuck: We'll cushion the blow.
Ned: Not a big fan of the blow.

One of these dummies is not like the others.

Chuck

While Olive contemplated how much she appreciated Digby paying attention to her when the Pie Maker would not - and Digby contemplated how much he liked salt - the Pie Maker contemplated what the punishment for breaking and entering would be with no prior convictions.

Narrator

What's great about knowing? When you lift up a rock, do you find whipped cream? No, you find bugs. I say "no" to knowing.

Ned

If I wanted to mingle with a bunch of geeks wearing leotards, I'd have stayed in art school.

Emerson

Vivian: Charlotte was a nice girl.
Lily: With the exception of puberty.
Vivian: Which was when Lily was going through a change of life.
Lily: Impolite to talk about one's menopause in mixed company.

Pushing Daisies Quotes

Chuck: Do you believe in reincarnation?
Emerson: Hell no. The planet's falling apart. Right now, it's the children's problem. We reincarnate, it's our problem

Vivian: Charlotte was a nice girl.
Lily: With the exception of puberty.
Vivian: Which was when Lily was going through a change of life.
Lily: Impolite to talk about one's menopause in mixed company.