Chuck: The pirate metaphor, it's weak.
Emerson: It's apt.

Emerson: Lawrence Schatz wasn't murdered. He was accidentally, involuntarily manslaughtered.
Ned: I appreciate that.

Chuck: I was having conversations with myself.
Ned: What did you guys talk about?

Chuck: We're going to heaven.
Louis: I got in?
Chuck: Yeah, and heaven is closing in five minutes.

You're like Winnie the Pooh. Gimme your paws, Pooh.

Chuck

You framed someone for murder, you ass!

Ned

(about Chuck) I could smell trouble on her like she stepped in it and it stuck to her heel.

Olive

Chuck: You won't even know I'm here.
Emerson: 'Cause you're leaving?
Chuck: No.

Ned: Of course you did. Everything we do is a choice: oatmeal or cereal, highway or side street, kiss her or keep her. We make choices and we live with the consequences. If someone gets hurt along the way we ask for forgiveness. It's the best anyone can do

Louis Schatz is a big fat liar. And I say fat in reference to his size as a liar, not as a judgment of his physical appearance.

Ned

(to Lawrence Schatz, about being the reason he died) I'm sorry for what I did. It was mostly on accident, but partially on purpose. However inadvertent, I'm sorry I did it. That's all.

Ned

Vivian: Charlotte was a nice girl.
Lily: With the exception of puberty.
Vivian: Which was when Lily was going through a change of life.
Lily: Impolite to talk about one's menopause in mixed company.

Pushing Daisies Quotes

Chuck: Do you believe in reincarnation?
Emerson: Hell no. The planet's falling apart. Right now, it's the children's problem. We reincarnate, it's our problem

Vivian: Charlotte was a nice girl.
Lily: With the exception of puberty.
Vivian: Which was when Lily was going through a change of life.
Lily: Impolite to talk about one's menopause in mixed company.